It seems like every time I come home, something else is moved.
First, that blue armchair at the other end of the living room was moved to block you from getting to the glass cabinet.
Then they started putting the dining room chairs in front of the stairs to keep you from going up by yourself.
But apparently that wasn’t enough; the chairs are too easy for you to move.
Now the coffee table is blocking the stairs…
And the living room just looks lame.
WHY MUST YOU KEEP REARRANGING MY LIFE?!?
I just want to set the record straight.
This is NOT your house.
You know, I’ve said that to you a few times already this week…
But I guess you didn’t hear me because you were too busy getting people to rearrange the furniture for you.
Seriously, if all this rearranging is practice because you want to be an interior decorator, that’s fine.
Just go practice across the street at your house.
See ya around.